My Dad's Worst Joke

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We were siting at the dinner table last night talking a bout facts , you know........ some one would say something and then a conversation would come up, when my dad decided to play a joke on us. We didn't know he was playing a joke so we listened trying to learn something. Here is the joke:

Did you know that the titanic was not just a passenger ship, but also a cargo ship. It was, and the biggest shipment ever was mayonnaise. Well the Mexicans loved mayonnaise, so the titanic was going to bring mayonnaise from new york to Mexico. Well the titanic never got there , It sunk. So when the Mexicans found out the decided to make and name a holiday after it....... Sink-O-DE-Mayo.

HeHeHeHeHaHaHaHa!!

Now every time i get the chance I say the first phrase to my mom " did you now that the titanic was not just a passenger ship................